Local Weeb Discovers 2D Women Are Not Real
While many Weebs are still under the impression that marrying a drawing is a completely viable life choice, one local resident has woken up to the reality that this is not the case. Steve Idonotdate, 23, a manager at the Wendy’s on Cedar Bluff, recently came to The Aniwriter with his story. Down below is a transcript of the interview with Mr. Idonotdate.
The Aniwriter: So tell me, Mr. Idonotdate, what was it like when you first came to this realization?
Idonotdate: It was…an experience. No one ever wants to believe it at first, but after awhile you come to accept it. It becomes a part of you.
The Aniwriter: You must have a family. Did they know about your problem?
Idonotdate: Yeah, it was a problem since I was 16. I think a lot of it was just the internet. You click on one video and the next thing you know your watching a WatchMojo top ten on the best waifus of 2017
The Aniwriter: How did they initially handle it?
Idonotdate: Honestly, they kind of didn’t handle it at all. They mainly just paid attention to my brother and left me alone. My parents kind of sucked. The still suck actually.
The Aniwriter: Ok then. And what was their reaction to your recent recovery?
Idonotdate: They still don’t really care one way or the other. Honestly, it feels like I could be dying homeless on the street and they would still be like “that’s nice honey.”
The Aniwriter: What is your message to others who are still trying to get over your particular condition?
Idonotdate: Why don’t my parents love me?
The Aniwriter: Ok I think we’re done.
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