Man Breaks into Weeb’s Apartment Only to Find Nothing Worth Stealing
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(The following is satire).
In a strange incident that occurred just last night, a man was caught angrily walking right outside an apartment complex after attempting a robbery. The incident occurred around 9 P.M., with the man in question, a Mr. Steve Stevenson, using a lock pick to break into another unsuspected man’s apartment. Stevenson later admitted to the police that after walking into the victim’s house, he immediately took off in anger. “I’m so tired of robbing people’s houses only to find anime girl figurines and Naruto DVD’s. It’s like, why would you spend your money on that?” Stevenson was then placed in jail after finding he had avoided previous sentences for similar behavior.
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