Jojo Fan Comes Back to Life After Hearing That Friends Haven’t Seen it
Man comes back to life after hearing about people not watching Jojo’s.
Man Rushes back into Major Apartment Fire after Forgetting Body Pillow
Man runs back into building for valuable anime related possessions.
Man Breaks into Weeb’s Apartment Only to Find Nothing Worth Stealing
A man breaks into an apartment only to be disappointed.
Fans of “My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU” Excited to Watch Hachiman Not Hate Himself
Fans are excited about less self-hatred.
Man Joins Black Lives Matter Protests After Cop Steals His Anime Merch
(The following is satire) In the wake of historic protests following the death of George Floyd, along with many others since then, many have felt uneasy about joining said protests. One man from East Knoxville said “Of course Black Lives Matter, and I want to help, but I […]
IPCC Finds Weebs May Be Forced to Use Manga as Toilet Paper in the Future
Researchers are worried about the future of paper products, including manga and toilet paper.
Anime Fan Protests COVID-19 Delays by Burning Collection
After finding out about further delays due to COVID-19, one fan decides to burn away his frustrations.
Guy Who Thought SAO Was the Best Anime Ever Actually Watches Show
A satirical piece about Sword Art Online.
The Onion (Anime Edition): My Hero Academia Mangaka Worries That People Don’t Like His Series
My Hero Academia Mangaka Kouhei Horikoshi said in an interview last week that despite how much money his franchise has made him, he can’t shake the feeling that people do not like his show. “I think about it every night,” he said, “that people just hate my series.” […]
The Onion (Anime Edition): Hiro Mashima Describes His Worst Nightmare: Natsu
The ending of Hiro Mashima’s famous manga Fairytail is not lost on him. In a recent interview with some random panelist at a Convention, the mangaka described one of his walking nightmares, and how it affects him every day. ” Every night since the manga has ended, I’ve […]
