Jojo Fan Comes Back to Life After Hearing That Friends Haven’t Seen it
Man comes back to life after hearing about people not watching Jojo’s.
Man Breaks into Weeb’s Apartment Only to Find Nothing Worth Stealing
A man breaks into an apartment only to be disappointed.
Fans of “My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU” Excited to Watch Hachiman Not Hate Himself
Fans are excited about less self-hatred.
Man Joins Black Lives Matter Protests After Cop Steals His Anime Merch
(The following is satire) In the wake of historic protests following the death of George Floyd, along with many others since then, many have felt uneasy about joining said protests. One man from East Knoxville said “Of course Black Lives Matter, and I want to help, but I […]
IPCC Finds Weebs May Be Forced to Use Manga as Toilet Paper in the Future
Researchers are worried about the future of paper products, including manga and toilet paper.
Animated Observations Update #11: More Fun to Come and Other Important Matters
Animated Observations update for the month of May 2020
Anime Fan Protests COVID-19 Delays by Burning Collection
After finding out about further delays due to COVID-19, one fan decides to burn away his frustrations.
Release of Kingdom Hearts 3 Causes Massive, World Wide Sigh of Relief
A satire piece about the collective relief of Kingdom Hearts fans right about now.
Guy Who Thought SAO Was the Best Anime Ever Actually Watches Show
A satirical piece about Sword Art Online.
Local Weeb Discovers 2D Women Are Not Real
While many Weebs are still under the impression that marrying a drawing is a completely viable life choice, one local resident has woken up to the reality that this is not the case. Steve Idonotdate, 23, a manager at the Wendy’s on Cedar Bluff, recently came to The […]
